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man did i have a great day. magical human treats? check! and not just once, TWICE! first off i found a shiny egg shaped thing in a plastic bag the female brought home. it was lots of different colors and all kinds of shiny so i had to bite it. turns out it was sweet stuff filled with more creamy sweet stuff, can you believe it? the only thing i don’t get is why they put such a gross covering on it, i don’t how humans can eat that shiny wrapping.then later they left me, to go who knows where without me, and i found something else delectable. i was of course minding my own business sleeping on my usual pedestal in the living room and what do i smell? CRACKERS!! a whole box of em. i managed to chew down a ton and snap this pic before they came home and found me. oh yea. now i’m off to find that tube i was chewing on earlier with the waxy stuff in it.