Category Archives: loby

they’re back

and i guess i did miss them after all. they brought me some nice gifts, like a bagel. i’m back to a happy life with my family. too bad they won’t let me sleep on the bed like the other two.  

turtles make me sick

literally. i had no idea i would be barfing like this when i took my first bite. i have been puking and puking just about everywhere i can find. some for fun, but mostly because i think eating that turtle made me ill. i have no idea why it would affect me so much, i [...]

today i had my first taste of turtle

and it was gooooood. i know it sounds kind of cliche but it really tasted just like chicken. i’ve been watching some of these food shows lately with the male human here. can you believe they have entire networks dedicated to food? anyway it really is just like that one guy says, the best stuff [...]